memeufacturing:

body: Time to sleep ! Don’t wanna be tired at school tomorrow ! :-)
brain and eyes *reading Wikipedia article about Baby Looney Tunes at 7% battery charge*: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via phenomimom)

sonypraystation:

im just a millennial tryna get a nut

(via slimetony)

kagekubi:

*giveths thou the black plague*
thou: argh! fucketh!
me: ah ‘twas but a jest! mine scribe rec'rded the whole thing and will uploadeth it to ThouTube!

(Source: dongboss, via longnuts)

juelzsantanabandana:

I chime in with a havent you people ever heard of…bussin a gotdam nut

(via lucipaw)

transmemesatan:

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

hold on are there actually people that suck titties unironically?

how does one ironically suck a titty

(via ruff)

zitties:

Chef Ramsay: *eats my ass*
Chef Ramsay: this is the worst fucking ass I’ve ever eaten it tastes like some sort of fucking horse ass I didn’t know that I was going to the barnyard to eat ass tonight or I would’ve ordered the hog ass
me: y-yes chef
Chef Ramsay: oh fuck off

(via phenomimom)